can you tell me

Can you tell me what the heck is up with Kelly Ripa these days? Have you seen her commercial with Reege where they go to some bank in the middle of the night, and she's in this hot pink cocktail dress,and high heels, and is carrying on like a lunatic, looking so emaciated you'd swear she's gonna topple over and shatter into a million pieces because she's all bone. She's obviously gone to the Nicole Ritchie School of Anorexia and looks absolutely disgusting. You know its bad when you're standing next to Reege, who has the Dick Clark of wax faces, hair plugs, and He looks better than You! The Clue Train has left the terminal folks!

Next - can you tell me what the frick is going on with music? Why are songs sounding like stuff they should only play at a strip club? No, I've never been to a strip club, but I've seen movies/tv shows where theres some club, and they always have on this not-for-radio type of smut music going on. Have you heard the one where the chick is whining about cheating on her man, and how she should just put a bullet in his head and kill him, because thats what her cheating is doing to him, and the chorus is something like 'i no wanna be a murderer'... And the topper to the whole song, is that She Can't Sing! Its like nails on a chalkboard bad. Like Simon and Paula and Randy would have ejected her first round and then replayed her horrendous audition throughout the season for all to mock -- its that bad! Who the hell produces this crap? Who the hell puts it on an albumn? Who the hell thinks it should be played on the radio? Why did I listen to it? It was like a train wreck of songs -- I had fliped to it mid-song, caught a bit, and was like "she said What!?" and then had to listen to the rest because I just could not believe what I was hearing.