staff room sillies

It's just me and staff person X in the staff room:
X says: "Wow. Look at these zucchinis."
Me : "Yeah. Y brought them in from her garden. Anyone can take them."
Holding up one, X:"I want this one. It looks great."
Me: "So take it."
X: "I will. But I have to go to the ladies room first, and then I'll be back for it. I wouldn't want people to see me walking into the bathroom with a huge zucchini."